SQUARE AWAY STOLEN VALOR: A LIST OF MILITARY SLANG TO CATCH A FAKER

By: Steven Capps (SGT, U.S. Army National Guard)

We’ve all seen it. Hollywood decides to make a war movie, but the actors look nothing like a real Soldier. They act like a hardened veteran, but talk like a damn civilian. With the recent epidemic of Stolen Valor cases, its not hard to notice when someone has never served. When U.S. veterans hear a supposed “Army Captain” say Hoa-rah, we damn near have an aneurysm. If someone is going to portray our nations service-members the least they can do is have a basic understanding of our language. Here’s a list of some common words and phrases that will let you know the next time someone is faking:

Hoaah:

Marines pronounce this as, “Hoa-rah,” with two syllables. The Army pronounces it with only one syllable and no, “r.” This word can mean anything from, “Hell yeah,” to, “It’s not like a really have a choice here, do I, Sir?” Over use of this word indicates that you’re either a Drill Sergeant, Fuzzy, or faker.

Fuzzy:

This is a synonym for the rank Private (E-1). Since the first rank in the U.S. Army does not have an insignia, the uniform is left with an open piece of fuzzy Velcro, thus creating this endearing, though slightly derogatory, name for the lowest rank in the Army.

High-Speed:

Every Enlistedman has been a Fuzzy, so we understand the struggle to have half a brain. Once a Soldier shows some initiative and competence, they are described as high speed. Sometimes this is also referred to as high-speed, low-drag. Essentially, this is a positive phrase that describes anything that does their job well.

Soup Sandwich:

The opposite of high speed would lead you to a soup sandwich. Imagine soggy bread and overall nastiness of trying to eat something this screwed up. The core of this phrase is intended to be the literal concept of a soup sandwich, though it is almost always used to describe something else. Example: “B co is high-speed, but C co is more f***ed up than a soup sandwich.”

Squared Away:

If your buddy is looking like a soup sandwich, it is your duty to square that bastard away. Squared away simply means fix. Yes, we understand that our phrase is longer, but the Army isn’t known for being logical. Keep your opinions to yourself.

soldier in mud

Grunt:

Originally used as a derogatory term to describe an Infantryman, Grunt has become an a compliment and its opposite, POG (Person Other than Grunt) has become the insult. Though many like to think that grunt is a reference to an Infantryman’s lack of intelligence, it actually stems from the Vietnam War. Infantryman are required to do long rucks with heavy weight. The runt is the audible sound all infantryman make when donning a heavy pack for the first time.

SitRep:

This has both a formal and informal usage and is generally posed as a question. SitRep stands for Situation Report or otherwise known as an update. In tactical situations this is a radio report that has a standard format. In informal settings it is like asking, “What’s up?”

ETA:

An acronym standing for, “Estimated Time of Arrival.” Just as SitRep is often posed as a question, so is ETA.

NCO:

Another acronym because the Army is full of them, NCO stands for Non-Commissioned Officer. This includes all of the ranks between Corporal and the Sergeant Major of the Army. Generally, NCO’s are subject-matter experts and are responsible for the hands-on supervision of the Junior Enlisted.

Joe:

A term used to describe the Junior Enlisted ranks between Private and Specialist. Joe’s are the workforce of the Army, but are not considered terribly bright.

Top:

A reference to the senior leadership of a unit, though generally no smaller than a company. Since unit levels vary, Top can refer to a Captain all the way up to a General.

Fire for Effect:

This is primarily used to tell indirect fire elements such as artillery and mortars that they are on target and to continue using the previous adjustments. This is sometimes used in reference to other tasks simply as a way to say, “Keep doing the same thing.”

 Zero Dark Thirty :

Though this focuses on time, it does not fit refer to a specific hour. In the simplest terms, it means, “stupid early,” though this could range from 0100 to anytime before sunrise.

Fire-Team :

A formal name given to a small unit of Soldiers. Generally the total consists of 4-5 individuals and is led by a Corporal or Sergeant. This is the smallest element within the Infantry.

Parade Rest:

A modified position of attention in which a Soldier stand rigid with their hands clasped behind the small of their back. This is the appropriate position to speak to an NCO of a higher rank.

 Fall In:

While this is used as a command in drill & ceremony, it is also used to correct behavior. Mistakes are considered a deviation of the group norm, so the term, “fall in,” is used to tell someone to stop causing problems.

Downrange :

This is another term that has many different meanings. On the surface it refers to the area that targets occupy on a firing range. In a more colloquial sense it is a reference to the future, specifically a deployment or other time of high pressure.

Boots on the Ground:

This is used in a similar context to, “downrange.” The primary difference is that this is often shorter term and refers to a direct event rather than a vague future. An example in terms of a deployment is: “We’ll have boots on the ground in January.”

FOB:

An acronym that stands for Forward Operating Base. This is pronounced exactly like the word, “gob,” but with an “f” instead of “g.” A FOB is the location that most troops are stationed in while they are deployed in a combat zone.

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Wire:

The boundary between a FOB and an unsecured combat zone.

Mike:

Mike is a phonetic word assigned to the letter, “M.” In addition, it is used as shorthand to say minutes. Example: “B Company is en route, ETA 12 mikes.”

Copy:

Derives from radio terminology, but is used widely in service. It is the equivalent of saying, “I understand.” This is similar to the word, “Roger,” though, “roger,” generally just means yes.

Out :

Another term used frequently for radio communication. “Out,” means that you are ending the conversation and do not expect another reply. Generally, this is initiated by whoever has control of the conversation.

9-Line:

A shorthand for the 9 Line Medical Evacuation. This is a standard format used to request medical assistance. Each of the 9 lines represents a set of required information necessary for medical and rescue personnel.  Also called a CasEvac (Casualty Evacuation).

M4:

This is the nomenclature that is used to describe the standard rifle in the Army. The M4 chambers a 5.56 round and is a gas cooled, magazine fed, carbine. The civilian equivalent is called an AR-15.

SAW:

This is a light machinegun. Its complete name is the M249-SAW. SAW stands for, “Squad Automatic Weapon.” Generally, one person in every fire-team will have a SAW as their standard weapon.

Line Company:

This term is used to refer to a standard infantry company. Their organizational structure will match that outlined in standard infantry doctrine such as FM 3.21-8 (Infantry Field Manual). On average, a line company will have 120-150 Soldiers in it.

Unit:

A flexible term that refers to any organization within the military. A unit can be any size though most commonly starts at the company level. Also a unit refers to the people that a Soldier works with on a daily basis.

Platoon:

An element within a company that consists of 30-50 Soldiers. Two or more platoons are needed to create a company. They are led by a Lieutenant and a Sergeant First Class.

Squad:

An element smaller than a platoon. A full squad in a line infantry company would ideally have nine members. It is led by a Staff Sergeant and two Sergeants that act as individual team leader. This is often the smallest element size that will conduct independent missions or patrols.

Light Infantry:

This name could not be more misleading. When comparing light infantry to its mechanized, and heavy infantry counter parts it is indeed light. While the light infantry’s siblings use vehicles such as Humvees, Stryker’s and Bradley’s members of the light infantry walk. They often were rucks that weigh upwards of 75 lbs. and are the epitome of a grunt.

machine gun chopper

CAS:

No matter how much the Army complains about the Air Force and their delicious food, damn near hotel-like barracks, and their far more applicable job skills, we know we need them. CAS stands for Close Air Support and has meant the difference between life and death for many grunts.

Slick Sleeve:

A derogatory term used to describe someone who has not deployed to a combat zone. While this is excusable for the early ranks, it is generally frowned upon once someone progressive into the NCO corp. While a deployment doesn’t make a great leader, who would want to follow someone who hasn’t been through the suck?

Sham Shield:

Both a derogatory and affectionate term for the Army’s E-4 rank, Specialist. The name stems from the shield like shape of the rank’s insignia. At this point a Joe has enough knowledge or time in service that they are not the bottom guy anymore. That said, they often are not given leadership positions, which means they have little responsibility. The word Sham Shield references the act of a Specialist using their position to avoid a work detail.

Butter Bar:

A derogatory term to describe a 2nd Lieutenant (O-1). Though the name derives from the fact that the golden bar for the rank looks like a stick of butter, it is only derogatory because many Enlistedman dislike the fact that someone with a college degree can join the Army as a much higher rank without ever serving before.

Mustang:

An affectionate term for a commissioned officer who has had prior service as an Enlistedman. Though Mustangs do not progress as far into the officer ranks as traditional officers, they often make great leaders and garner respect from both NCO’s and junior enlisted, because they know a Mustang has experienced their struggles.

CO:

An abbreviation for Commander. Though the actual rank of a CO changes depending on the unit, it is always the person with absolute authority of every one of their subordinates. Only commissioned officers can be a CO.

XO:

Technically, an XO is the number two person a unit, though often the senior NCO will preform the more of the second in command duties. XO stands for Executive Officer and their primary duties focus on the logistical side of a unit.

Contact:

This is a word that describes the active engagement with the enemy. While this doesn’t have to be an intuition of small arms fire, it often is. Simply watching an enemy from a concealed location is still considered contact, but is often called, “eyes on,” to avoid confusion.

Though there are several ways to tell a faker from the real deal, if you ever have a suspicion but don’t want to come out and say it. Try to steer the conversation towards one of these topics. If they are lost in sauce, then you have a pretty good idea you are talking to a fake.

FUBAR:

In all my time, I have never actually heard someone use this term in a conversation. Like everything in the Army it is an acronym. It stands for Fucked Up Beyond All Recognition and can be used interchangeably with Soup Sandwich.

Frago:

Fragmentation Order is the actual term for this piece of slang. It essentially means a change of plans, though it can also be an addition to a previous mission. Regardless, they’re dumb and the only frago’s Grunts like are the one’s that somehow let us eat hot chow. We get tired of MRE’s, okay.

POG:

Person-Other-than-Grunt. This is an extremely derogatory term when used by an Infantryman. It is essentially belittling all of the jobs in military that are not Infantry. My personal opinion on the subject is that we were all part of the fight, and I am damn sure that if there weren’t people in finance getting me my paycheck, the would have been a whole hell of a lot of shit I wouldn’t have put up with as a Grunt.

Wall-to-Wall Counseling:

Counseling’s are formal meeting between leaders and subordinates to discuss behavior. It is rare that anyone fills out extra paperwork unless something big happened. Though this can be either positive or negative, it is almost always negative. A wall-to-wall counseling is used to describe the use of physical violence to punish a behavior.  In my entire time, I have only heard of this happening once. Big Army does not take this kind of thing lightly, and it does end careers.

military man with glasses

photo source: http://www.jbsa.mil/News/News/Article/464783/basic-trainees-see-choices

Birth Control Glasses (BCG):

When a recruit starts Basic Training, they go through a week of medical exams, if it is determined that they need glasses, they are given some massive 1980’s brown-rimmed goggles as their standard issue. After a nuclear holocaust, these things will be chilling with cockroaches.  The hideous aesthetics of BCG’s are proven to be 432% more effective than a double wrapped-condom. Ugly is the best birth control.

Blue Falcon:

Life in the military is about being a member of the team, striving for a purpose bigger than yourself, and watching the backs of your friends on your left and right. Blue Falcon literally means, “Buddy F*cker.” These types of people are selfish and are willing to throw their peers under the bus if it can somehow benefit them.  I would rather be called the antichrist himself, than be seriously called a Blue Flacon.

Barney Style:

Barney style stems from the old kid’s show. The lessons that they were taught were so dumbed down that a three-year old could understand. During my time as an instructor, this was one of the more common sayings. Barney style means an incredibly simplified lesson in order to unsure that Soldiers understand exactly what is being taught.

Stay in Your Lane:

Upon assaulting an objective, Infantryman are taught to walk in a straight line rather than gaggling into the heat of the action. This keeps troops spread out and provides better security as the unit is covering a larger area. In a vernacular setting, “Stay in your lane,” is the same as telling someone to mind their own business.

Day(s) and a wake-up:

So many parts of the military are filled with sleeping in the cold, fighting mosquitoes the size of helicopters, and going weeks without a shower. Though we often get used to these conditions, we almost always count the days before we get to do something else. The last day of an assignment generally only involves waking up, so the countdown is often phrased like, “2 days and a wake-up.”

Tactically Acquired :

Stealing. This simply means stealing. Though it is frowned upon, it is somewhat of a common occurrence with government property. It is in extremely poor taste to tactically acquire equipment issued to someone in your own unit, and you’d be a Blue Falcon to steal someone’s personal property.  Tactically acquiring another unit’s guidon (flag) is a completely different matter.

Field Strip:

Living in the field, really means that you are living from a ruck. This means limited space, so every piece of gear has to be essential. Field stripping is the act of prepping all of your equipment until you only have the cannot-live-without essentials. The scene from Black Hawk Down where the Ranger leaves his back plate at the FOB (horrible decision, as we all saw) is essentially a form of field stripping.

Fobbit:

Another derogatory term, though this is used to describe Soldier who deploys, but never leaves the wire. Though they are in country, being called a Fobbit means that you essentially did nothing for a deployment.

pulling security

Pulling Security:

This is almost self-explanatory but with one humorous addition. Soldiers pull security in order to stay alert of any enemy threats. This mitigates ambushes and also allows our forces to capitalize on targets as they present themselves. Since security is so important, it is always the right answer. If there is ever a tactical question a Private doesn’t know, the smart one’s will always answer, “Pull security.” Even if I was asking about the damn weather, I’d let an answer like that slide.

Full Battle Rattle:

When a Soldier dons every piece of equipment, ACH (Helmet), IOT-B (Vest), combat load (seven topped-off magazines), rifle, water, and pretty much anything else they could need on a mission, they are wearing Full Battle Rattle. This amounts to about 50-75 lbs. of extra weight, and is why Call of Duty is ridiculous. No one can run like that.

Make a hole:

The military is compromised of a massive amount of people. Trying to move through such a crowd is nearly impossible, so the phrase, “Make a hole,” means that everyone in the group should step aside to open a path in the sea of Soldiers.

Mandatory Fun:

Everyone knows that work has a set amount of hours. Mandatory fun is not work, because it does not occur during working hours, it does not deal with your job (usually it is like a dinner or picnic), but you are still required to attend these, “fun,” events.

Police Call:

Imagine a massive line of young twenty something’s as if they were going to play red rover. This line moves across an area of land looking for anything from trash to some lost NVG’s (one of the worst experiences in my service). This activity is called a police call, and it stems from how law enforcement will canvass a crime scene for evidence.

Pop Smoke:

The formal use of this phrase means to use a smoke grenade, which will provide concealment for a unit’s movement. Often, this occurs when a unit is breaking contact (retreating) from an enemy. In everyday usage, “popping smoke,” means to sneak away before you get in trouble for something.

Spotlight Ranger:

A derogatory term that describes a soldier who only does the right thing when an authority figure is present, this often indicates a lack in integrity with an individual.

Secret Squirrel Mission:

There are some things that leaders shouldn’t ask their subordinates to complete. Stealing a Major’s PC is one of these tasks. If this task would be given, it is made clear that if the subordinate is caught then they were pulling the prank out of their own free will. While secret squirrel missions have been the cause of many Article 15’s, successful ones often live in infamy for years to come.

Article 15:

This is the formal name for a non-judicial punishment. This type of punishment can be as little as a bit of extra duty or it can involve a demotion, forfeiture of pay, and confinement up to 30 days. It isn’t uncommon for soldiers to be given an Article 15 at least once in their career.

DD-214:

This piece of paper is the Holy Grail for most service members. It indicates that a soldier has successfully competed their service and is now a veteran.

veteran document

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About Steven Capps

My name is Steven Capps, and I am currently serving as an Infantry Sergeant in the U.S. Army National Guard. Don’t imagine some badass, because I’m far from it. If the skinny kid from Superbad (Michael Cerra Google tells me) played an NCO in Saving Private Ryan, you’d get SGT Capps. I have a B.A. in English: Writing from the American Military University and have been published in Fiction, The Bird & Dog, and been awarded an Honorable Mention in the Writers of the Future contest.

7 comments

  1. It’s all good but…..I did serve, three years active duty and many of those terms I have never heard….they were not in the GI vocab when I was in….then again, I have no reason to pose and imagine a dedicated poser would get himself squared away with current lingo. Point is, calling someone out based on lingo alone, not a good barometer all the time. But a good base line…..

  2. Served in the US Navy from 1979-85 and I never heard of most of these terms, as many are army or new.

    We have our own lingo and even the new navy speak is different from some of the older stuff.

    So to non vets trying to determine who’s a vet and who’s not, there are better and more,subtle ways to figure that out. But you’d have to be a vet to really tell the faker from the vet.

  3. Being a viet vet, I have seen and heard enough with these posers that it gives rise to feelings such as “I really don’t give a rat’s ass if some moron wants to pretend to be something he is not” because that is precisely how I feel. The same with the donning of uniform pieces.
    If they really knew what being in the military truly meant, they wouldn’t be so eager to proclaim or display anything from the branches. We don’t/didn’t get paid anywhere near enough for what was required. We were/are subjected to abuse from both domestic and foreign allies. We have to steel ourselves for the most boring of routines for almost all of the time in and yet also be prepared to lose our friends right in front our faces in a split second. We never are the same person after a stint in the service. And we have to do this for those who do not deserve any allegiance…namely, politicians and similar liars and murderers! Those same azoles who deny and strip benefits from us “as a cost-cutting measure”!!! (I have not seen their salaries and benefits go down! Ever!!!)
    So, if some idiot wants to play dress up and play war, f**k him…let him. Give them the most menial jobs in the place. Let them muck bathrooms and clean passageways for their below anyone they know wages. If they asks why, tell them. Since they insist on acting like an idiot, they’ll get treated like one. Any complaints, they can take their fake ass on out the door. Simple as that.

  4. I am not a veteran. I did spend decades in the responsible militia movement, where I met and dealt with a number of military veterans from WWII, Korea, and Vietnam. There is in-fact more than enough self-respect in this truthful relationship and experience. An individual has to be an absolute low-life to claim vet status falsely.

  5. 1SFG(A) support guy

    On the subject of fakes: CONUS deployments are a convenient way for the government to categorize unit location and pay, not a reason to have a parade/welcome home party/celebration. The VSO in my county told me about his “deployments” and I laughed in his face.

  6. A solid list! I was in the Army (enlisted, 37 series) mid-2000’s and by 4 months in, had heard almost all of these. “Blue Falcon” we learned very early on, at Reception. Definitely NOT cool to be one. The others, not so much at BCT (Benning) where every day was about as “Barney-Style” as possible, but definitely at SWC, where things went “high-speed” pretty quickly (relatively speaking.) All of these terms were utilized to one degree or another; especially “FRAGO!” and “embrace the suck.” I still find myself using these terms reflexively – most civilians can quickly grasp the meaning of “embrace the suck” or “make a hole!” or “stay in your lane.” Others like “FRAGO,” not so much… “I would rather be called the Antichrist himself…” LMFAO!!!

    Oh, and for calling out frauds? Using “hooah” after every sentence is certainly a good sign. If a suspected poseur is grating on your last nerve, an excellent tactic is to ask them to recite the Soldier’s Creed and Warrior’s Ethos – literally, every soldier knows this. It’s also a trick question! Ask them to recite the NCO creed if they are calling themselves “Sarge” or the Ranger Creed if they’re telling you they’re a Ranger. There are literally 10 million ways to catch a poseur spouting BS, and these are just a few very perfunctory methods. Long and short? Don’t be a POSEUR – you WILL be found out in about 3 seconds when you run into a real soldier/marine/sailor/airman.

  7. Kenneth McSheehan

    Agree and disagree with some of this. A lot of this lingo has to do with the time and where you served, I was in the Army from mid 70s to 83 and I remember FUBAR being used a lot when we were overseas. We did not have SAWs but M60s, M16s and not M4s, we said Booyah and not Hoaah in our unit which meant in your face or Boo Hoo to you. I could possibly tell you the serial numbers of my weapons but could not recite the Soldier’s Creed anymore so that suggestion is only good for those who just got out. Us old timers have problems remembering what we had for breakfast most of the time. Top for us meant the First Sergeant and not any officer. Shoot the Germans called theirs Mutter (Mother). For me it depends on what branch of service the person I am talking to served in as I will swap between Army, Navy, and Marine lingo as I have worked with them all in different situations depending on mission. I usually unmask a poser by asking them about were and when they served, if it was somewhere I have been and in a time frame I know about I ask them about local issues or localities at the time and find they quickly change the story with they misspoke.

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